Since GAFF is giving me errors, I'm posting this here for now. Forgive me for not switching it to LJ format (i.e. not changing the bbcode quote tags to italics and such) but since I'm going to be xposting this to GAFF as soon as the site reopens for me, I don't want to bother making the changes I'll just have to change back anyway.

( Not worksafe, not brainsafe, and if you're a feminist like me, get ready to feel a bit of rage. )